Party Animals Break Out of Bananaland, Set to Launch Their Own Rival Tour in 2026!
*“We’re done playing second banana,” says Party Animals’ captain*
*SAVANNAH, GA — September 22, 2025*
After years of stealing the show as the lovable villains of Banana Ball, the *Party Animals* have announced plans to launch their own independent tour in 2026 — and they’re not holding back.
In a fiery press conference full of glitter, flamethrowers, and blasting rock music, Party Animals captain *Dakota “Wild Fang” Reeves* declared, “We’ve been the chaos behind the curtain long enough. It’s time the Party Animals ran the party.”
The new tour, called *“The Wild Ball Circuit,”* promises a wilder, edgier version of the Banana Ball format — complete with glow-in-the-dark night games, live DJs, fan-voted rule changes, and special guest appearances from celebrity athletes.
While the Savannah Bananas are headed overseas, the Party Animals plan to storm cities across the U.S., taking the spotlight and giving fans an alternative flavor of fun baseball.
*Savannah Bananas founder Jesse Cole* responded playfully: “We love the Party Animals. But if they think they can out-fun us… they better bring bananas to a watermelon fight.”
Ticket sales for the *Party Animals’ 2026 tour* begin in early spring, with a live draft to decide new roster additions.
Looks like next year, baseball fans won’t have to choose between wild and wilder.
