🚨 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙇: 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙝 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙨 𝙍𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 2026 𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 🍌*
*SAVANNAH, GA — September 23, 2025*
In classic Bananas fashion, the team revealed their *2026 official roster* by parachuting player jerseys onto the field from a blimp while the infield turned into a dance floor.
The roster includes a mix of returning fan-favorites, electric new talent, and one *mystery player* only listed as “The Masked Banana.”
*2026 Key Players:*
– *Dakota “Wild Fang” Reeves* – Outfielder & hype machine
– *Ty “TikTok” Johnson* – Shortstop with viral glove flips
– *Luis “Banana Split” Martínez* – Dual threat: pitcher & breakdancer
– *Reggie “Rake & Shake” Coleman* – Leads league in HRs *and* conga lines
– *Coach Jimmy “Juice” Thompson* – Back for another season of chaos
– *The Masked Banana* – Identity unknown. Swings a bat shaped like a boomerang.
“This is the most entertaining, most unpredictable roster we’ve ever had,” said Bananas owner Jesse Cole. “2026 is about to break every Banana Ball rule we’ve made.”
Opening Day is set for February 29th (yes, a leap year), and rumor has it the first pitch will be thrown from a trampoline.
